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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

No go.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

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So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

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They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Loons and Moons

How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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