What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:21

Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
M’s Kirby struck in face by 103 mph line drive - Seattle Sports
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Astronauts Reveal The Shocking Beauty of Lightning From Space - ScienceAlert
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Samsung Nears Wide-Ranging Deal With Perplexity for AI Features - Bloomberg.com
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Watch an asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier make a close pass of Earth on June 5 - Space
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
6 Things Women over 50 Should Do Every Night Before Bed, According to Dietitians - AOL.com
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Probability of Asteroid 2024 YR4 hitting the Moon increases - theregister.com
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Loons and Moons
How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
—
Rory McIlroy had three words for USGA official when asked to speak with media at US Open - Golfmagic
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Roman Anthony joining Red Sox on Monday; No. 1 prospect gets call to majors - MassLive